Bitcoin Breaks Record: Plenty of Money, No Sense in the Senate

Mr. Cash is annoyed. Again. Sitting on a pile of money—desperately clinging to his relevance—he listens to his grandson trying to explain that wealth now lives in digital assets. The boy speaks with stars in his eyes: “Bitcoin, Grandpa! Cryptocurrency! The new store of value!” Mr. Cash rolls his eyes. He doesn’t understand it, doesn’t want to, and deep down, he resents anyone who does. For him, real money is loud in a vault and smells like freshly printed bills. Preferably in hundreds. In cash. Everything else is crypto-heresy.

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