Buzzford Declares “Taz Day” and Nearly Cancels Real Chimpanzees

Trying to appear “in tune with the planet,” Mayor Buzzford woke up on this July 14th, checked the list of commemorative dates, and declared: “Today is World Chimpanzee Day? Oh sure! That spinny animal from Tazania!” Buzzville went into emergency mode. Operation Tazmania had begun.

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