Cannes Is Now in Buzzville (According to the Mayor, at Least)

On Monday morning (or maybe it was a collective hallucination in the city council group chat), Buzzville’s mayor, **Buzzford**, announced that the 2025 Cannes Film Festival had been *officially relocated* to Buzzville. According to him, “the red carpet looks way better on our cobblestones than on the Croisette.”

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