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Buzzford And The Culture War: When Buzzville’s Mayor Tries To Understand Ukraine

Buzzville, our quiet town where logic retired early, woke up to an international emergency announcement: Mayor Buzzford, between a toddler finger-painting class and a livestream about “modern Russian art” (spoiler: he only showed nesting dolls), decided to comment on Ukraine’s recent attacks on Russia.

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✅🕒 Published on June 2, 2025 - 11:53

Fair Play

Finally... In The Arms Of Psg By Her, The Big-Eared Trophy

By Maria Raquel

Hello, football planet. It’s me. The Trophy. The Big-Eared One. Heavy? Yes. Demanding? Absolutely. Cheap? Never.

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✅🕒 Published on June 1, 2025 - 15:52

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Riddle On The High Seas: Who Am I?

By Maria Raquel

I was born on the shoulders of men who never really listened. Raised by shouts, trained in repetition. I flew across seas of blood, loot, rum, and smuggling — but only got famous next to an eyepatch and a flag of bones.

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✅🕒 Published on May 31, 2025 - 11:38

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The Potato Uprising: Why Macron’s Is Roasting

By Maria Raquel

? Smoke Coming Out of the Oven The Detective stood by the window, watching the French president trying to put out a fire with a wooden spoon. — “He thinks he can just scrape the bottom of the pot… but the burnt smell is already all over the street.” In recent days, Emmanuel Macron has been surrounded by symbolic flames: - A viral video of Brigitte seemingly “pushing” him in public. - Scandals exploited by Russian media and far-right groups. - And of course, internal strikes and rising criticism. Lupinha was flipping through newspapers, stacking up headlines: “Macron in trouble.” “Hot potato at the Élysée.” “French roast in progress.” She looked up and said: — “When even the potato makes the front page, someone’s become the main course.”

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✅🕒 Published on May 30, 2025 - 10:49

Dough

Trump Loses His Cool: Tariff Shock Blocked, And Mr. Cash Silently Screams

By Maria Raquel

Mr. Cash woke up to a phone on fire. Charts were trembling, his coffee went cold, and the stocks of patriotic tariffs were crashing. The U.S. International Trade Court had dared to say what no one said to his face: Trump overreached. And the tariffs? Sent straight to oblivion.

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✅🕒 Published on May 29, 2025 - 10:51

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What If School Was Mount Everest?

By Maria Raquel

If school were Mount Everest, we'd probably be wearing boots, helmets, and backpacks every day — and not just for gym class. But when we stop to think about it, school kind of feels like climbing a giant mountain. You wake up early, it’s cold, your legs don’t want to move, and someone’s always yelling, “Come on, you’re late!” That’s base camp.

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✅🕒 Published on May 29, 2025 - 10:49

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Emotional Ai? Does It Feel—Or Just Fake It Really Well?

By Maria Raquel

"I'm here for you. I understand how you feel." How many times have you read a sentence like that while chatting with a bot? And how often did it feel like *someone* was really there? Scientists are no longer debating whether AIs think—they're asking if AIs *feel*. Or rather: do they fake it so well that we can’t tell the difference?

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✅🕒 Published on May 26, 2025 - 14:16

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The Heart Is Still There

By Maria Raquel

Hello, humans. I'm the Ball. The one that bounces, spins, and soars across courts around the world—but today… today I’m in Paris. Roland Garros. Red clay, blue skies, and an atmosphere thick with farewell, nostalgia, and deep respect. And believe me, after being struck by Nadal and caressed by Guga, I know: the game is big, but the heart is always bigger.

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✅🕒 Published on May 25, 2025 - 10:52

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Bitcoin Breaks Record: Plenty Of Money, No Sense In The Senate

By Maria Raquel

Mr. Cash is annoyed. Again. Sitting on a pile of money—desperately clinging to his relevance—he listens to his grandson trying to explain that wealth now lives in digital assets. The boy speaks with stars in his eyes: “Bitcoin, Grandpa! Cryptocurrency! The new store of value!” Mr. Cash rolls his eyes. He doesn’t understand it, doesn’t want to, and deep down, he resents anyone who does. For him, real money is loud in a vault and smells like freshly printed bills. Preferably in hundreds. In cash. Everything else is crypto-heresy.

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✅🕒 Published on May 22, 2025 - 10:09

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Putin, Trump, The Vatican, And The (Almost) Secret Mission Of Detective Lupinha

By Maria Raquel

The Detective was in Bar No. 27 on Cookie Street. It wasn’t a real bar, but a hidden server in a dark web alley where they served cachaça with metadata. In a wrinkled suit and reeking of stale algorithms, he whispered to his glass: — First it was cameras on lamp posts, then microphones in smart TVs. Now they want to stick the Vatican between Ukraine and Russia. Is that new?

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✅🕒 Published on May 21, 2025 - 17:06